"A Springfield neighbor looked out the window one day and saw Lincoln carrying his 2 sons, Willie and Tad. The boys were shouting at each other and punching the air.
"'What's wrong?' said Lincoln's neighbor.
"'Just what's the matter with the whole world,' replied Lincoln. 'I've got 3 walnuts and each wants 2.'"
Robert Dole
Great Presidential Wit
Scribner 2001
p.30
Sorry. But colour me guilty. When dividing is done, I always want it to fall in my favor.
Growing Needed,
Lonnie
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